Review by Charles Cassady, Jr.
So with such a spotty record of literary achievement, literary purists can take note that at least one Quirk property will never see the light of projection bulbs. Android Karenina, a science-fiction spoof of Leo Tolstoy's 1873 novel Anna Karenina, was a crashing disappointment by Quirk standards. Even so, it probably still outsells all my own books combined.
So the fear of a revisionist version of Anna Karenina (previously filmed by Hollywood in 1935 with Greta Garbo and 1948 with Vivian Leigh) at least rules out robots and cyborgs. As far as the other gimmick dropped on you by filmmaker Joe Wright (ATONEMENT) with the big, new ANNA KARENINA of 2012, well, it's okay, I guess. But like the vampires in that Mr. Grahame-Smith's Abe Lincoln mashup, it doesn't quite last out the running time.
Utilizing high-tech f/x and transitions, this ANNA KARENINA is put across as the twice-told tragedy rendered as a stage show - an impossible stage-show performance, unwitnessable by any but a movie audience, in which the "fourth wall" is routinely broken. While set transitions take place, and painted (or CGI, maybe) backdrops and cycloramas rise and fall and shift, the camera also goes into room after room, out of doors, and into illogical spaces. The notorious locomotive that foreshadows the book's famous suicide climax atone point becomes a very obvious toy train. Yet, all this in a spectacle that was clearly rendered on a sumptuous and expensive scale (albeit nothing like the largesse expended on DR. ZHIVAGO back in the day).
The plot concerns, of course, Anna Karenina (Keira Knightley, a regular in Wright's pictures), wife of a much-admired but passionless government functionary Alexei (Jude Law, rather cast against type and styled like a grim clergyman), who falls into an adulterous affair with the fiery aristocratic Czarist cavalry officer Vronski (Aaron Taylor-Johnson), ultimately becoming pregnant by Vronski. Alexei refuses to give Anna a divorce, and her attempts to cohabit with Vronski result in her rejection by upper-crust society (pretty quaint detail that; today Anna would get a "real housewives" reality show, and ultimately dump Vronski for Kelsey Grammer or someone), leading to the tragic denouement.
A parallel plotline, possibly inserted by Tolstoy just to reassure one or two people out there that marriage can be good (maybe that's why Android Karenina didn't work; book was science-fiction already), we see a conscience-stricken young aristo named Constantine in a shaky courtship with another Vronski-smitten lass, the delicate Kitty, and discovering that as a mate she is far more broadminded and progressive than he had imagined.
Early on there's one of those look-at-this movie sequences in which the camera roves in circles around extremely complicated setups, dialogue and transitions in what appears to one continuous take. Other scenes, in and out of the artificial-stage milieu, have syncopated choreography and sudden appearances of strolling musicians. It would be no surprise whatsover if this Anna suddenly bursts into full song-and-dance
mode like LES MISERABLES, but it stops just short of that (there are still a few a few surreal ballroom-dance bits). It is indeed more of a pageant than a Cliffs Notes plotline, with Keira photographed as lovingly as a fashion-magazine layout. But does the movie ever become more than just a tableau-vivant? Not really all that much. When the leading lady has a breakdown scene one can't help but admire her for trying, but still, the entire film is a succession of pretty pictures and artistic poses a good couple of steps removed from reality. Perhaps it's wrong to ask this ANNA KARENINA to be so terribly moving, no
more than it would be to expect Swan Lake to realistically depict the habitsof waterfowl. Both are great to look at, though, and Mr. Wright's film can be taken simply as object d'art alone.
It carries an R-rating from the MPAA. This is absolutely ridiculous; I could see this material even getting a G back in the early 1970s when the rating body still seemed to have an open mind. The iffy content is limited to a single gory shock-cut to a bloody train accident (not Anna's) and the word "slut" uttered a few times. Obviously the distributor wanted young audiences to think this was some kind of racy, hot piece of stuff,
maybe QUENTIN TARENTINO'S ANNA KARENINA, to pump up ticket sales. A very similar thing took place about a dozen years ago with another Russian-literature adaptation (one rather more traditionally wrought), ONEGIN, showed up here with an R, even though the intense stuff was limited to one fatal head wound in a pistol duel and, if my memory serves, the word "damn." I know it's been said many times,
but...MPAA WTF? (2 and 3/4 out of 4 stars)